First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Err, I've actually read Auron/Demyx but no. D= Grosss!!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...I honestly didn't cheat and look at the questions first. XD; Um, do I NEED to answer this question? Fine, I'll do it. Literally? Yes, very. Hot enough to break porcelain. Figuratively? ...Even more so.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...I would sue Square Enix.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Not that I know of? XD I need Xem fics...
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Roxas/Auron? NO. WAY.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hmmm... Setzer/Xemnas or Setzer/Cloud... ... Um, do I really have to? >.>;;; I guess... uhh, Setzer/Cloud? I cannot see Xemnas uking to Setzer. Sorry.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Okay, Roxas/Tron is GROSS. But Zexion would just blink and close the door.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
One day, Pence was eating ice cream. Then he got transported to Hollow Bastion where he met Cloud and Pence helped Cloud rid of his eternal darkness. Uh. Whatever.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sephiroth/Xigbar? Uh. NO.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Zexion/TRON?! Fine. Digital Emo-Angst.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If Axel was going to devirginize Sephiroth, he would need... a chainsaw, a time-machine, handcuffs and mako injections.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Does anyone not read Zexion slash?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Pence het? ...Are there even Pence fics? O.o;
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Roxas/Axel/Setzer. I'm sure there's someone crazy enough to attempt that. I'm sure if I say "I'm glad no one on my list is that crazy," Mala's or CT is gonna go do it just to spite me. D= But Mals dun like AkuRoku either so HAH. D=
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Uhhh, that's a hard one. XD; Uhh... "Andy, You're A Star," The Killers.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
....If I wrote a Sephiroth/Auron/Tron I think my warning would be "THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK."
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I bet my hair looks more like a chocobo's ass than your hair."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Uhh... stuffed bunnies. >=D
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Demyx would totally screw Xemnas, drunk or sober. Xemnas... uh... well... I don't think Demyx tops anyway.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I would hope to GOD Zexion tops Pence.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay, that's... Sephiroth and Xemnas are together but Xemnas runs off with Axel and Sephiroth has a one-night stand with Demyx and an affair with Tron and then gets advice from Setzer and ends up with Pence.
...NO ONE would read it. Only I would be on enough crack to attempt it.